My name is Evan, I'm 21, from MA, but living in Minnesota.
I like books and writing. Nonsensical and useless things have a special place in my heart.

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Marci like things with 3,196 notes

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from You may have heard of me with 31,554 notes

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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2nd September 2014

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nu-mou:

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2nd September 2014

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Marci like things with 5,697 notes

ishothimsixtimes:

Mondo horror mash up #9

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Cameron Frye, This One's For You with 71,773 notes

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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2nd September 2014

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bijoux-et-mineraux:


Cumengite - Amelia Mine, Santa Rosalia, Boleo District, Baja California, Mexico
Fine Mexican cumengeite is among the rarest of all display rarities, and they remain the finest known examples of the species. This one sits well aligned epitaxially on the faces of boleite, giving off a gorgeous blue with a slight tinge of violet red.

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Cumengite - Amelia Mine, Santa Rosalia, Boleo District, Baja California, Mexico

Fine Mexican cumengeite is among the rarest of all display rarities, and they remain the finest known examples of the species. This one sits well aligned epitaxially on the faces of boleite, giving off a gorgeous blue with a slight tinge of violet red.

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from You may have heard of me with 76 notes

marlassinger:

iconic films
the cabin in the woods (2012)

I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

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2nd September 2014

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jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

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2nd September 2014

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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