My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Mondo horror mash up #9
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
Cumengite - Amelia Mine, Santa Rosalia, Boleo District, Baja California, MexicoFine Mexican cumengeite is among the rarest of all display rarities, and they remain the finest known examples of the species. This one sits well aligned epitaxially on the faces of boleite, giving off a gorgeous blue with a slight tinge of violet red.
the cabin in the woods (2012)I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown
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